I just barely sit down and the loudest fart escapes from my asshole. Then another and then a couple quiet farts. I think I might be done and then my asshole explodes. You can hear all the plopping as it comes rushing out diarrhea-style.

I just barely sit down and the loudest fart escapes from my asshole. Then another and then a couple quiet farts. I think I might be done and then my asshole explodes. You can hear all the plopping as it comes rushing out diarrhea-style.