This year, you’re going to have a Black Christmas. Fuck a white Christmas, because from here on out all of yours are going to be Black. Black because you’ll be celebrating and worshipping your superiors among the Ebony race. You will be at the service of Black & Brown-skinned beauties all season long. I don’t care about your responsibilities to anyone else because your responsibilities to Ebony Superiority comes first. No more white Christmas for you ever again—it’s Black Christmas from here on out, bitch boy.