You knew this was coming. After a long life of secretly worshipping blackness from afar, the time has come. No more fucking around. Today’s the day you’re finally going to submit & pledge your allegiance to Black Women. You’ve always known deep down in your little heart that we’re superior. You’ve always known that we are the true Goddesses and Queens of this earth. Here’s your induction into your new life of serving Black Women everywhere: aka, the happiest day of your existence.