Listen. You’re short. There’s no two ways about it. If you were born a woman, everything would be great, because everyone loves short women. But short men? LOL. You’re the laughing stock of everyone, everywhere. You know when people see you, the first thing they notice about you is your height, and they feel sorry for you. Does it make you feel like less of a man? That question was rhetorical; I know it does. That’s because deep down—well, not that deep because you’re short as —you know you’re not really a man.