It’s time to find out once and for all if you’re a real man. You’ve been trying for quite some time now to knock me up, but so far there’s been no success. I explain to you how I’ve been feeling ill and a little off, with my breasts also hurting. These things led me to finally purchase a pregnancy test; and we’re going to do it together. After waiting 5 minutes for the result, I reveal it to you and am filled with disappointment. Unsurprisingly, the test is negative. Suddenly, I turn on you, finally releasing my real feelings and telling you how pathetic you are. You’re just a useless beta ... Show more