Layla and I are about ready to go to the beach when both of our stomachs start cramping. Looks like the 3 pots of coffee we made this morning are catching up to us -it's made us both so gassy. We each let out a loud fart. We decide it would be best if we try to squeeze out all of these farts, now. We don't want to be gassy at the beach! We let out loud, greasy farts one after the other. Layla even belches a few times -trying desperately to get rid of all the gas. Finally we decide to go out for a spicy, greasy lunch. Maybe that will get the rest of these farts out.