You are so pathetic! You aren't worth a second of my attention. I lay on the couch and completely ignore you. You can just sit there like a loser and stare at my beautiful feet and perfect ass. I just pretend like you aren't there and play with my phone. I don't have time to waste on creeps like you, and you don't deserve it, anyway. Twitter is so much more interesting than you. Occasionally I give you the middle finger, hoping you'll take the hint and leave. But you continue to gawk at my gorgeous ass, knowing that's as close as you'll ever get to it.