Aren't carnivals great? The rides, the side shows, the games... But you love the clowns and carnival food the most! You run into me on the midway, and tell me that you're looking for something sweet. Sure the funnel cake, candied apples, and fried Twinkies are great, but you're looking for something much sweeter. I think that a cute clown girl and a couple of cream pies might just satisfy your sweet tooth, so I decide to put on a private performance just for you. I have five delicious, creamy pies ready for some silly fun. First I slap one on each butt cheek. It feels so smooth on my skin! The...

Aren't carnivals great? The rides, the side shows, the games... But you love the clowns and carnival food the most! You run into me on the midway, and tell me that you're looking for something sweet. Sure the funnel cake, candied apples, and fried Twinkies are great, but you're looking for something much sweeter. I think that a cute clown girl and a couple of cream pies might just satisfy your sweet tooth, so I decide to put on a private performance just for you. I have five delicious, creamy pies ready for some silly fun. First I slap one on each butt cheek. It feels so smooth on my skin! Then I put one on each of my adorable, squeaky titties. But I save the best for last. I have one more pie, and a silly clowny face ready for it. I shove it directly in my face, and smile at you as it drips down my big, red nose. Now how about we go backstage so you can help me lick off all of this tasty, sweet cream?