I LOVE orcs! They are by far my favorite fantasy race. So strong, muscled and bad ass! They are almost always the "bad guys" in every story, but I think that just makes them sexier. If only they were real...
Oh well, I decide if I can't actually meet an orc, I'm going to try to be as tough and strong as one. I found this potion that is supposed to add muscle, strength and give you lots of energy, so I give it try. I don't expect to notice any changes immediately, but only a few minutes after I take it I start to get horrible stomach cramps and my hands are shaking. I look down and reali... Show more