Yes, my dear, our guests are coming over soon for our annual July 4th BBQ. And yes, my dear, I'm going to wear this tiny little thong. It's very patriotic don't you think? Plus, your best friend, Matt, has already seen me in less. Yes, you heard me right. Is this not an appropriate time for me to "confess" that I've been napping with your best friend? What do you expect when you have such a tiny sad insignificant cock. You've never been able to please me, and now that I know better...and know what a real man should look and feel like, I'm going to continue fucking your best friend.