It's my and Mz Kim's date night....where she feeds me strawberries and chocolate! I lean in for a kiss when I suddenly feel something brush up against my calf...like an tiny bug or something. At first I try to brush it off, but it's persistent. I finally lean down and realize, it's not a bug at all...at least not really. But rather it's a tiny little man...one the size of a bug that I could easily crush.

I pick him up so that Kim and I can be entertained by how very tiny he is. He yells out (practically inaudible for us), stating that he wants to join our date. The audacity! But we... Show more