Hey cuckie! I know how much you love hearing about my sex life, so it's story time!! I'm going to tell you all the juicy, explicit details of how the evening of my birthday went. Let's just say this...my hormones were going crazy and I just couldn't control myself. I know you would've loved to be here to watch and clean up the mess, huh? Too bad for you, you'll just have to picture it all in your head as I'm telling you everything!