I am working out when I see someone staring at my ass and following me around the gym, not doing anything but perving on me. I confront him and make him do sit ups and star jumps just for my amusement.
If he doesn t do what I say, I ll have him thrown out.

From now on if he want to follow me around he must pay for all my gym membership, provide cold bottled water (only the best Evian or Perrier water) and fresh towels .