I've already got you lying facedown, naked on the bed, with pillows under you to give me a nice inviting target for the belt whipping I'm about to give you. We've only been married a week, and you've already disappointed me numerous times! As I start the belt-whipping, I begin to explain my VERY STRICT RULES. How I expect you to treat guests. How I require you not to interrupt me when I'm on phone calls. Oh, and I have some rather special surprises for you once I've finally finished whipping you!