I'm so excited that you, a famous artist, have invited me back to your house. (Do you fancy me? I expect so! Dressed in satin frock, stockings and suspenders, high heels, pearls, lace gloves and a silk scarf, I hope I'm coming across sufficiently sophisticated, as I sip on my champagne. Perhaps I'm talking too fast, and not giving you time to reply, but I'm excited and I can't help it! When you offer to fetch me more champagne, I wait for a little while before getting impatient and wandering through your house. Goodness, it's huge! And what's all this? Rope? Boxes of BALLGAGS? The next thin... Show more