I love swords and sword fighting! Dressed in fishnet stockings and black leotard, I tell you all about how I learned sword fighting at drama school and discovered that I loved it for being a little like BDSM. Soon I was choreographing my own fights and making sure that I always lost, because that's the way I liked it. So today, armed with a 20th century dueling rapier, I decide to act out a few different ways to lose a sword fight. As long as I end up on the floor, vanquished, I'm happy! I fall over again and again, dramatically, elegantly and as sexily as I can. I love this!