I'm so excited about this app, and have gathered all the male employees in my company in order to explain how it works. From now on, any sexist comments can be reported through the app, and penalties will be automatically awarded to the perpetrator. Watch out, men, you could be in trouble from now on! What's that, Roger? You think that comment I just made was sexist? Don't be silly, women can't be sexist! By all means report me on the app, but you won't get anywhere! Now where was I? Ahh yes, if everyone could look at the drop-down menu but WHAT'S THIS?

I'm distracted from my prese...

I'm so excited about this app, and have gathered all the male employees in my company in order to explain how it works. From now on, any sexist comments can be reported through the app, and penalties will be automatically awarded to the perpetrator. Watch out, men, you could be in trouble from now on! What's that, Roger? You think that comment I just made was sexist? Don't be silly, women can't be sexist! By all means report me on the app, but you won't get anywhere! Now where was I? Ahh yes, if everyone could look at the drop-down menu but WHAT'S THIS?

I'm distracted from my presentation by the fact that my hands no longer seem to be under my own control! They're plucking at my clothes, as though trying to undress me! What's going on? Surely this isn't the app's doing? I cannot get naked in front of a room full of my male employees! BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO STOP MYSELF!