I came home with you after work dying to pee. Of course, you're playing a mean trick of me and won't which one is the bathroom. I don't think you understand how badly I have to pee. I break into the pee pee dance. I'm begging you to let me you use bathroom. I need it. I want it. I'm begging you... I'm pleading with you. Just let me use it. You won't though... This is so mean. I'm gonna pee all over the hall way and it's going to be so humiliating.....