Allegra has come over today to hang out with me. We open a few beers and light up a cigarette inside even though we're supposed to be smoking outside. As we beging to inhale and drink, we get chastised for not following the rules. We shouldn't be smoking inside. We don't care though. We care so little that we begin to burp at and mock the home owner. Watch as we inhale deeply and burp loudly to no avail.