You are a poor, little gingerbread man... running from a herd of people trying to eat you. You thought you found refuge in a quiet house, but you don't realize that you've walked right into the lion's den... because I LOVE gingerbread men. And I've been craving a sweet little treat, just like you.

I mock and humiliate you for being a silly, weak little gingerbread man, and I think aloud about how I should eat you. You are so helpless, I can devour you in a few bites! Finally, I decide to dip you in my milk... mmmmm. Your fear when you are in my milk only makes you taste even BETTER...

You are a poor, little gingerbread man... running from a herd of people trying to eat you. You thought you found refuge in a quiet house, but you don't realize that you've walked right into the lion's den... because I LOVE gingerbread men. And I've been craving a sweet little treat, just like you.

I mock and humiliate you for being a silly, weak little gingerbread man, and I think aloud about how I should eat you. You are so helpless, I can devour you in a few bites! Finally, I decide to dip you in my milk... mmmmm. Your fear when you are in my milk only makes you taste even BETTER.

I bite off your legs so you can't run away and I gobble up your torso, arms, and head. I rub my belly... you feel so good in there... that hit the spot!

The people who were looking for you finally knock on my door, looking for you, but they're too late... you already have a nice, warm home in my belly! I hope I come across more of your little gingerbread man friends soon...