Custom! "I can feel my belly growl as I haul my pretty ass around the college track to complete my 10th mile. "Mmmm" I think to myself, "Cabbage and knockwurst sure make me gassy." I see you, the geekiest geek in the history of the college's existence, sitting on the bleachers. I recognize you from that biology class, you are the dorky teaching assistant who teaches those boring review sessions. I nearly flunked the class because of you. And now you're here, trying to catch a glimpse of my ass. How could you not, I smile to myself, how could any man not. As I run around the corner again, I fe... Show more