I'm so insatiable, I need to eat in the shower just to contain the mess. Watch me pig out with two big, tasty sandwiches - juice and mayo smearing all over my face - and then funnel it down with a huge pitcher of weight gain shake to pack it all into my swollen, obese gut. After swallowing 8,000+ calories, I'm a bloated, sticky mess - so gross, and so deliciously hot.

If you wanna help me get some more weight gain shakes dope feel free to donate to the cause of making me unable to do anything except stay wherever you tell me and gorge on food and weight gain shakes. ????