This institution has been built to help patients like you are... Sometimes we can save people, sometimes not. Your case is absolutely special. Your genitals are so tiny that we cannot do anything to fix it. I know, life is very hard that way... Since you have sexual urges you are frustrated. This frustration reminds you on the fact that you are still a virgin. You cannot do anything with that tiny penis and morbid testicles... But we can! Thanks to our medical knowledge we have developed a compound that can make your unwanted body part WITHER away, within a few seconds. All you have to do i...

This institution has been built to help patients like you are... Sometimes we can save people, sometimes not. Your case is absolutely special. Your genitals are so tiny that we cannot do anything to fix it. I know, life is very hard that way... Since you have sexual urges you are frustrated. This frustration reminds you on the fact that you are still a virgin. You cannot do anything with that tiny penis and morbid testicles... But we can! Thanks to our medical knowledge we have developed a compound that can make your unwanted body part WITHER away, within a few seconds. All you have to do is to sign some contract and pay... We will observe the whole process and take care of you. Just a few seconds and you will become free... So think it over, and once you have made your decision, you can pay via credit card. :)

( Penectomy version)