Really? I really cant believe you're uncut. I've heard about it a bit... seen a couple pictures... but I've gotta see this. Show me... Oh. That thing is weird. That doesn't look like a dick. What's with all that gross extra skin? It looks like an elephant trunk that's been folded over. It looks like you're trying to cover that thing up for winter. Cocks shouldn't wear hoodies, babe. Is that why it smells so weird? Can you even clean your penis? ICK.