You’re a corporate pig! Trapped in your miserable job working away paying me, enslaved behind that desk in front of that computer. Work harder! Make me more money, piggy! You’re going to rot in that corporate office while I shop and spend all your money! Keep working! I want more of your money! You’re going to be a corporate pig for the rest of your life. Trapped in a job you hate. Addicted to spending on me. Work overtime, you corporate pig! Keep climbing that ladder and oinking all your way to the top! Make more money for me! I want it all! And now ... thank me!