As my assistant, you have proven yourself to be useless. I could fire you, but that would be tantamount to admitting I've made a mistake. Instead, I will keep you on, but in a very subordinate capacity. You are assigned to pantyhose duty. Not only will you clean my filthy hose, you will beg me to do it- loudly, so your coworkers may overhear you. They will wonder what on earth you are doing in my office for so long, and trust me, I have no qualms in telling them if you don't do a good job cleaning my nylons.