You're boring, easy, and predictable... ALWAYS. You sit back and live vicariously through My REAL pay slaves, as you send your measly pathetic little amazon gift card “tributes”. See, you're so fucking BORING and predictable. Well today I'm going to teach you a little lesson. You're not a real pay slave yet, you're just a wanna-be with your pathetic lame gift cards. You even know they're pathetic. You're comparable to the penny slot machines at a casino... stupid and predictable - always paying out but *YAWN* so boring, not even worth My time. But now I'm here to help you. I'm here to help you...

You're boring, easy, and predictable... ALWAYS. You sit back and live vicariously through My REAL pay slaves, as you send your measly pathetic little amazon gift card “tributes”. See, you're so fucking BORING and predictable. Well today I'm going to teach you a little lesson. You're not a real pay slave yet, you're just a wanna-be with your pathetic lame gift cards. You even know they're pathetic. You're comparable to the penny slot machines at a casino... stupid and predictable - always paying out but *YAWN* so boring, not even worth My time. But now I'm here to help you. I'm here to help you transition into becoming a REAL pay slave. First, strip down completely naked and get down on your knees. Now stroke your cock and fantasize about how there are so many other REAL pay slaves who spend a lot more money on Me than you. Now look at how pathetic you are - stroking off to everyone ELSE!! If you want ANY of My attention, you stupid little wanna-be-wallet, you're going to have to get CREATIVE with your tributes. Oh and don't forget AMUSING. Be creative and amusing, bitch. But here's the real kicker: for each idea you send Me, you have to PAY me to read it. HAHAHA!!! That's how fucking BORING you are!! And we're starting with this clip... I'll give you instructions as to how you're going to start this fun little game of Mine. I know you're too boring to think of these things on your own, so I'm here to help you. You're welcome, wanna-be pay slut!