This New Year, I demand you make a resolution to gain at least 20 pounds by March. Yes, you heard that right - 20 pounds of pure, unadulterated flesh. I want to see your body transform into a temple of gluttony, with a pot belly that jiggles with every move you make. As you eat, focus on your belly growing, expanding, and jiggling. You will develop a beautiful, round pot belly that will make you feel like a pig - and I want you to embrace it. You will not diet, you will not exercise. Your only focus will be on consuming as many calories as possible. I want to see you hogging like a pig, eat...

This New Year, I demand you make a resolution to gain at least 20 pounds by March. Yes, you heard that right - 20 pounds of pure, unadulterated flesh. I want to see your body transform into a temple of gluttony, with a pot belly that jiggles with every move you make. As you eat, focus on your belly growing, expanding, and jiggling. You will develop a beautiful, round pot belly that will make you feel like a pig - and I want you to embrace it. You will not diet, you will not exercise. Your only focus will be on consuming as many calories as possible. I want to see you hogging like a pig, eating until you're stuffed, and then eating some more. Your belly will be your pride and joy, and you'll do whatever it takes to make it grow.