Hello there, little virgin. I can't believe you've made it to this age without ever feeling the warmth of a woman's body against yours. It's almost laughable, isn't it? You've never even kissed a female, let alone experienced the sweet surrender of making love. How does it feel to know that your inexperience is so... profound?

You've watched from the sidelines as your peers explored the realms of pleasure, yet there you are, untouched and unsure. It's amusing, really, how you've managed to dodge the most basic of human interactions. But let's face it, you're a virgin, and not just ...

Hello there, little virgin. I can't believe you've made it to this age without ever feeling the warmth of a woman's body against yours. It's almost laughable, isn't it? You've never even kissed a female, let alone experienced the sweet surrender of making love. How does it feel to know that your inexperience is so... profound?

You've watched from the sidelines as your peers explored the realms of pleasure, yet there you are, untouched and unsure. It's amusing, really, how you've managed to dodge the most basic of human interactions. But let's face it, you're a virgin, and not just any virgin – a virgin forever.