In honour of the cultural and religious celebration held on 17 March, the traditional date of Saint Patrick (c. AD 385–461), the foremost patron saint of Ireland, I painted myself green. Don't ask too many questions about the thought process behind it...just enjoy me, in green, giving a great handjob and blowjob to one of my favourite dildos while talking fucking filth to you.

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