I have a big, messy sandwich full of delicious mayonnaise, and I eat it, getting my pretty dress all covered in thick, white, gloopy mayo. Next I pour oil and vinegar on my salad and chow down on that, too. I drop lots of lettuce on my belly and lap, making a huge mess. I don't care, I am a total piggy when it comes to eating! I am messy and sloppy and I want more food!

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