Your penis is like a little piece of skin colored drier lint that got stuck in your underwear. It’s remarkably small. It could be like... ten times the size it is now, and it still wouldn’t approach being enough for me. You know how I am, right? I’m kind of a size queen. I like big, thick, juicy, meaty cocks. I like cocks that have to ease in slowly. I like cocks that make me do a fucking double take. Your speck doesn’t do any of those things. The only thing remarkable about your moat of dust is how statistically improbable it is. The best means your little amoeba of a sex organ has of givi...

Your penis is like a little piece of skin colored drier lint that got stuck in your underwear. It’s remarkably small. It could be like... ten times the size it is now, and it still wouldn’t approach being enough for me. You know how I am, right? I’m kind of a size queen. I like big, thick, juicy, meaty cocks. I like cocks that have to ease in slowly. I like cocks that make me do a fucking double take. Your speck doesn’t do any of those things. The only thing remarkable about your moat of dust is how statistically improbable it is. The best means your little amoeba of a sex organ has of giving any woman pleasure is its ability to evoke laughter. It’s too fucking small. It’s been too small for any woman you’ve ever been dating, married to, crushing on, interested in, adjacent to, or riding public transit with. It’s too small for all of them, and it’s too fucking small for me.

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