Miss Milton is a long serving, responsible undermatron at a posh private school. Thus matron is astonished to catch her snogging a handsome sixthformer. Furious, matron sends her to Mr Radford, a senior master, who is also astonished. He gives Miss Milton a choice; a caning or a visit to the headmaster, who will probably dismiss her. She chooses the caning, and Mr Radford applies eight well placed strokes. (CA70)