I slip on my red, latex, gloves – are you ready for your routine check-up?

You’ve come to see me, Miss McQueen, because you’re feeling unwell.

I check in your mouth, there seem to be a problem. I gag you. I grab your balls.

I have a taser and have fun zapping you.

Not what you were expecting in your routine check-up, you came to the wrong surgery.

I slip on my red, latex, gloves – are you ready for your routine check-up?

You’ve come to see me, Miss McQueen, because you’re feeling unwell.

I check in your mouth, there seem to be a problem. I gag you. I grab your balls.

I have a taser and have fun zapping you.

Not what you were expecting in your routine check-up, you came to the wrong surgery.