*NUDE FARTS*

POV: You are dating me and I just got back from a girl friends birthday party! You didn’t want to go with me because we ate burritos for dinner and it left both of us super gassed up. I went though since Jessica is one of my best friends ever! Even though it hurt my stomach, I held in all my farts all night long so that I could bless you, my amazing boyfriend, with them when I got home from the party. You bought me this sexy dress for my night out, now I will stink it up and then get naked and really show you how much of a great boyfriend you are!