I made this video to answer the important questions-
Like: How many dick-shaped foods can I fit in my mouth?
Turns out, it's a lot.

And why shouldn't it be?

Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks?
The best kinds:
Fish sticks, egg rolls, hotdogs, corndogs, eclairs, popsicles, etc.

I reach a point where I'm too full to swallow -
and there's still about 10 minutes of stuffing left after that.

If it was up to me, I would have stopped long before dessert,
but my feeder wanted to push me to my limits.
He stuffed my chu...

I made this video to answer the important questions-
Like: How many dick-shaped foods can I fit in my mouth?
Turns out, it's a lot.

And why shouldn't it be?

Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks?
The best kinds:
Fish sticks, egg rolls, hotdogs, corndogs, eclairs, popsicles, etc.

I reach a point where I'm too full to swallow -
and there's still about 10 minutes of stuffing left after that.

If it was up to me, I would have stopped long before dessert,
but my feeder wanted to push me to my limits.
He stuffed my chubby cheeks full of food
and washed it down with nearly half a gallon of milk, thru a funnel.