Help! I've eaten myself out of my entire wardrobe!
Seriously, there are more things in my closet that are too small than there are things that fit.
But just because I can't wear them out anymore doesn't mean they're useless.

Watch me slip into something skinny, and watch my belly roll over the waistline of every bottom I try on.
My chubby arms and big belly are encased in tiny shirts and button-downs.
And watch me wiggle and jiggle in and out of each outfit.