Let's get one thing clear from the start: Andy San Dimas is a golden goddess. This is the type of girl you always dreamed of marrying; she's got class, she's beautiful, she's inked and she's hornier than a herd of goats. This can either lead to a life of blissful bacchanalian revelry with a beautiful woman, or the train can derail immediately and you can find yourself watching her fucking a stranger on your wedding night. If Andy was your wife, you'd do whatever it takes to make her happy, right?