Pfft! I'm so tired of you embarrassing me in front of my cool friends! Why do you have to be such a freak? Gah! Sometimes I wish I could make you disappear into nothing. You're so annoying I can barely stand you. I mean, you could be boring and embarrassing if at least you were attractive enough, but on top of that you're ugly as fuck! Why can't you at least be more pleasant to look at? Damn, I just wish I could shrink and crush you like a pathetic thing that you are! Or can I? I point at you and you suddenly start to feel a strange change around you - you're gradually becoming smaller and ... Show more