You always comment on my bleached hair. Yeah, yeah I've heard jokes about dumb blondes over and over again. You think it's hilarious, don't you? Pointing out that I look like a useless dumb blonde is so funny, isn't it? I bet you think I couldn't be efficient in anything. Check out this pair of giant gardening scissors. I'm too dumb to figure out how to use them, right? Oh, look out! I have no idea how to use them, haha! Chop, chop, chop! Oh? Did I accidentally chop off your toe or a finger? Nonsense! I couldn't intentionally do anything! Isn't that what you think? Well, buddy, sadly for yo...

You always comment on my bleached hair. Yeah, yeah I've heard jokes about dumb blondes over and over again. You think it's hilarious, don't you? Pointing out that I look like a useless dumb blonde is so funny, isn't it? I bet you think I couldn't be efficient in anything. Check out this pair of giant gardening scissors. I'm too dumb to figure out how to use them, right? Oh, look out! I have no idea how to use them, haha! Chop, chop, chop! Oh? Did I accidentally chop off your toe or a finger? Nonsense! I couldn't intentionally do anything! Isn't that what you think? Well, buddy, sadly for you I know damn well how to use this gardening tool and moreover I could chop your dick off just as effectively. Get your ass ready for the final cut!