We're going to have sex for the first time. Are you excited? Me too! I kiss you and proceed to unzip your pants. That's when my initial excitement disappears in a flash. Lol! You really thought you could seduce me with this tiny useless thing? Your dick is fucking pathetic! I hate it so much I slap and beat the heck out of it. After repetitive smacking I decide that your dick didn't quite have enough. There come the scissors and the final penectomy so I can shove your own penis down your stupid throat and laugh in your face!