You're aware that there was an election and a change in the presidency. You're aware that there is a new president coming into office today, but that's the extent of your knowledge of political events.
You're kind of socially dumb. Lets face it, you're just a jerk-off loser.

However, it is appropriate for you to have some type of knowledge about the inauguration. If someone tries to talk to you about it, you can't very well tell them the truth- that you just spent the entire inauguration day stroking your little loser peen.

So, we will play a game to help keep you info... Show more