Can your giant step-dad get any more lame? He wants to make amends for shrinking you and being mean to you, so he decided the best way to spend some "quality step-dad and step-son time" together would be to play with little plastic army men with you. Just like you used to. Fifteen years ago. If that wasn't bad enough, he still manages to turn it into a lecture about responsibility. Please, Step-Dad, if we're out in public, just walk like 20 feet behind me.

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