You and your giant step-dad have made a quick move to a new house. Apparently, with a name change, as well. More like, you watched him move. Since you're only one inch tall, the packing and boxes are just beyond anything you can deal with. Besides, fuck him. You didn't ask to move. You can't help but notice the disgusting, worn out shoes he's wearing. They're so nasty, they're barely hanging onto his big feet, and they smell like something you've forgotten. They're kinda... hot. But he's still trying to be a martyr about it, talking about how they represent everything he's "sacrificed" for ... Show more