Your moronic giant step-dad screws everything up for you. All you wanted to do was make yourself an afternoon snack and enjoy it in peace. But he bursts in and he yells at you for making a whole frankfurter when you both know you can't possibly eat the whole thing, since you're only an inch tall. (Is that really going to bust the household budget, step-dad? Jesus. Loser.) Then, he makes you share it with him. But instead of just slicing off half for himself like a normal sanitary person, he begins eating from the other end of it and you have to watch his gross mouth while he chews with his ... Show more