Your moronic giant step-dad brings in the latest of his ridiculous choices of companions for you. Jose Cortez is really loud and obnoxious. He starts laughing at your tiny size the second he sees you. Is it appropriate for a companion to make fun of your microscopic penis? You think not. He doesn't get that you're so small because your step-dad used a shrink ray on you. He's decided it's because you just don't eat enough. So he makes an open faced sandwich to share, and makes you hop on top of it. He instructs you to eat from one end while he eats from the other end, but it's so extremely g... Show more