I can't pee on the floor anymore since I live in a nice apartment that I paid a huge deposit for, but I can still satisfy my need to carpet piss by purchasing carpet remnants. I've had a bottle of and I really need to piss. I unleash my full and bursting bladder onto the remnants, quickly overshooting it and getting pee on my actual carpet! But I've come this far now so I keep emptying my bladder onto the carpet remnants, even though to my dismay it has still soaked through to the floor!