It has been a literal polar vortex where I am from. It's been frozen and snowing, and although most of the snow has melted off my pipes froze! While the plumbers are literally working on my bathroom I sneak outside to piss. I am so nervous but my bladder is so full and painful. I get paranoid because my neighbors are so close and pop up nervously a couple of times, but I manage to empty my bursting bladder onto the cold soil as it steams and hisses. You can even see my breath in the air as I urinate. I drip dry and show you the puddle of piss pooling on the ground.