It's too hot to cook today so I went to Subway and got the most calorie dense menu item I could...a 12 inch meatball sub, chips, and a fizzy soda. I proceed to stuff myself, taking huge bites and making yummy noises, even doing my happy food dance. I get enormously full, eating all of it and letting out some juicy burps as I show you how bloated and distended my tummy is with food.

It's too hot to cook today so I went to Subway and got the most calorie dense menu item I could...a 12 inch meatball sub, chips, and a fizzy soda. I proceed to stuff myself, taking huge bites and making yummy noises, even doing my happy food dance. I get enormously full, eating all of it and letting out some juicy burps as I show you how bloated and distended my tummy is with food.