Mr. Jones placed an ad for a weeklong babysitter - I was happy to get the job. But when I arrive, Mr. Jones is acting weird and there's no trace of Mrs. Jones or their family. After some questioning, I find out that Mr. Jones is home alone - his family's already on vacation - and wants me to stay and babysit HIM! Why would I want to babysit a grown man?

I tell Mr. Jones in no uncertain terms that he's messed with the wrong babysitter and that if he doesn't do exactly what I want, including paying me!, that I'll go to the police, his wife, and anyone else who will listen.

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Mr. Jones placed an ad for a weeklong babysitter - I was happy to get the job. But when I arrive, Mr. Jones is acting weird and there's no trace of Mrs. Jones or their family. After some questioning, I find out that Mr. Jones is home alone - his family's already on vacation - and wants me to stay and babysit HIM! Why would I want to babysit a grown man?

I tell Mr. Jones in no uncertain terms that he's messed with the wrong babysitter and that if he doesn't do exactly what I want, including paying me!, that I'll go to the police, his wife, and anyone else who will listen.

What follows is his due punishment as a dirty, naughty boy.